English
shizer
Shizer comes from German Scheiße ‘shit’, from Proto-West Germanic *skiti ‘excrement, feces’, and ultimately from Proto-Indo-European *skeyd- ‘to part’.
- Proto-Indo-Europeanc. 4500–2500 BCE*skeyd-1‘to part’reconstructed
- Proto-Germanicc. 500 BCE–200 CE*skītaz1reconstructed
- Proto-West Germanicc. 200–500 CE*skiti1‘excrement, feces’reconstructed
- Old High Germanc. 750–1050*skizi1reconstructed
- Middle High Germanc. 1050–1350schīze1
- Germanc. 1650–presentScheiße2‘shit’
- Englishearliest quotation 2001shizer2
attested reconstructed ? uncertain or disputed deepest recorded ancestor
- 1 Wiktionary, German Scheiße
- 2 Wiktionary, English shizer
- Earliest quotation in Wiktionary’s entry: 2001, : Stanley J. Crebshaw, Horklezorp DOTCOM Is...: “But they don’t have shizer porn in heaven, and…”.
Lineage
- Proto-Indo-Europeanc. 4500–2500 BCE*skeyd-Wiktionary, German Scheiße‘to part’reconstructed
- Proto-Germanicc. 500 BCE–200 CE*skītazWiktionary, German Scheißereconstructed
- Proto-West Germanicc. 200–500 CE*skitiWiktionary, German Scheiße‘excrement, feces’reconstructed
- Old High Germanc. 750–1050*skiziWiktionary, German Scheißereconstructed
- Middle High Germanc. 1050–1350schīzeWiktionary, German Scheiße
- Germanc. 1650–presentScheißeWiktionary, English shizer‘shit’
- Englishearliest quotation 2001shizerWiktionary, English shizer. Earliest quotation in Wiktionary’s entry: 2001, : Stanley J. Crebshaw, Horklezorp DOTCOM Is...: “But they don’t have shizer porn in heaven, and…”
Linked words
through Proto-Indo-European *skeyd- ‘to part’
shit, schedule, zest, rescind, schism, rescission, schist, 23 more
Today it means
noun Scatological-type pornography, especially if it is produced in Germany.
Sources
Sources: Wiktionary, “shizer”; the older steps come from the Wiktionary entry for German Scheiße. By Wiktionary contributors, CC BY-SA 4.0, via kaikki.org (dump of Oct 3 2026); text adapted and restructured. Language periods are conventional ranges, not dates for this word. License.
Etymograph / Proto-Indo-European *skeyd- / shizer